The newest offering of the Defective Amish Detective is available now! You can get Vol 6: The Sausage Log Implosion on Kindle here: http://amz.to/11MckpP
I have to say this whole experience has been a lot of fun. When Giovanni approached me about this series, I was a little hesitant. I have always known him to have an outrageous sense of humor and I knew the Amish were handled with a great deal of respect. I did not know how we would blend the two.
What came out of it was a story with lots of heart and its own kind of zaniness. I think we manage to show the proper amount of respect to the Amish. Much of the slapstick falls on the Defective Detective, who is not Amish. What is he? Something of a repentant hitman. Both of our main characters have mysterious pasts that give them unique skills to handle the cozy mysteries we throw at them.
In the end, this series is about friendship and understanding. It is about two men coming from two different worlds and overcoming their differences to work together for the greater good. It is a pleasure to write and I hope you have as much fun reading it!
About The Sausage Log Implosion: “Muck is Muck,” Eli the Blacksmith says.How does the Defective Detective go from having a near perfect day to one of the worst? Simple – someone stole his sausage log. Everyone has something in life that makes them happy. For G, it is the culinary delights of the Amish, including whoopie pies and sausage logs. When his favorite market is sold out, G wants to know why. The charming, but innocent, counter girl tells him that the butcher’s meat grinder has been stolen. When something goes awry in Amish Country, G can’t let it go. He joins his stalwart companion Eli and the two of them are on the case. They have two questions to answer. What happened to the meat grinder? And, how much muck is too much muck? This is one explosive implosion!
Sunday, June 30, 2013
Thursday, June 27, 2013
What's the Secret?
My friend and fellow JLB Creatives team member, Jean E. Lane, has a delightful book called Lill and Mewe and the Secrets of Mars. Well, I got a chance to read it after a rave review from my 12 year old daughter - she said it was a must read. I wanted to share my thoughts with my own short review.
Charming in its simplicity, yet surprisingly complex. There is a lot going on with this fun little story. The author has some big ideas and writes for her target audience. The secrets of Mars are revealed with a civilization hidden beneath the surface of the red planet. The focus of the story is on Lill, her younger brother and their insatiable curiosity. The story ends piquing my curiosity and leaves me ready for the sequel. Like a good series should, this first book comes to a satisfying end, but leaves the reader with a few questions. This story is perfect for middle grade and some young readers, especially if they are interested in fun and science!
About the book: When Lill, a young Martian girl, receives a telescope for her birthday and locates planet Earth, she and her water cat, Mewe, "borrow" a new space craft called the Whisper 5 and travel to Earth, where they meet a girl named Lily. Back on Mars, Lill looks for her brother Merak, who, also on a mission, has lost contact when his warp drive safety failed and may have left the galaxy. Lill later learns Merak was rescued, but by whom? As Lill watches Mewe's swim race at Frogscry River, where she competes with the other water cats, Lill discovers a glowing orb in the wall of a cave. The orb holds the thoughts of Martians who have died hundreds of years ago, along with ancient wisdom. What will she learn from the orb? Will she find Merak? What are the secrets of the history of Mars? Follow the exciting adventures of Lill and Mewe as they seek answers in a world of advanced computers, androids and artificial intelligence.
About the author: Jean E. Lane is originally from Youngstown, Ohio. She now lives in Orlando, FL with her husband Kenneth, their energetic dog Prancer, and two curious cats: Muffy and Abby.
She has worked most of her life in logistics, financial accounting, and purchasing. Her true interest lies in the almost believable aliens of the classic science fiction stories she enjoyed growing up.
Skygazing is a hobby which led her write her first children's novel, Lill and Mewe and the Secrets of Mars, the first of the Lill and Mewe series.
She uses math, science, discovery, learning, humor, and adventure in her books. But don't be scared...the math and science are great for kids ages 8 -12. Adults appreciate the content being that her writing style is highly entertaining while delivering facts so their children so they can learn while having fun.
Charming in its simplicity, yet surprisingly complex. There is a lot going on with this fun little story. The author has some big ideas and writes for her target audience. The secrets of Mars are revealed with a civilization hidden beneath the surface of the red planet. The focus of the story is on Lill, her younger brother and their insatiable curiosity. The story ends piquing my curiosity and leaves me ready for the sequel. Like a good series should, this first book comes to a satisfying end, but leaves the reader with a few questions. This story is perfect for middle grade and some young readers, especially if they are interested in fun and science!
About the book: When Lill, a young Martian girl, receives a telescope for her birthday and locates planet Earth, she and her water cat, Mewe, "borrow" a new space craft called the Whisper 5 and travel to Earth, where they meet a girl named Lily. Back on Mars, Lill looks for her brother Merak, who, also on a mission, has lost contact when his warp drive safety failed and may have left the galaxy. Lill later learns Merak was rescued, but by whom? As Lill watches Mewe's swim race at Frogscry River, where she competes with the other water cats, Lill discovers a glowing orb in the wall of a cave. The orb holds the thoughts of Martians who have died hundreds of years ago, along with ancient wisdom. What will she learn from the orb? Will she find Merak? What are the secrets of the history of Mars? Follow the exciting adventures of Lill and Mewe as they seek answers in a world of advanced computers, androids and artificial intelligence.
About the author: Jean E. Lane is originally from Youngstown, Ohio. She now lives in Orlando, FL with her husband Kenneth, their energetic dog Prancer, and two curious cats: Muffy and Abby.
She has worked most of her life in logistics, financial accounting, and purchasing. Her true interest lies in the almost believable aliens of the classic science fiction stories she enjoyed growing up.
Skygazing is a hobby which led her write her first children's novel, Lill and Mewe and the Secrets of Mars, the first of the Lill and Mewe series.
She uses math, science, discovery, learning, humor, and adventure in her books. But don't be scared...the math and science are great for kids ages 8 -12. Adults appreciate the content being that her writing style is highly entertaining while delivering facts so their children so they can learn while having fun.
You can get the paperback here:
Monday, May 27, 2013
Going Native
Happy Memorial Day!
This post seems apropos today. I have the highest respect for our nation's military. The men and women who have served and are serving our country deserve more than they will ever give and have my greatest thanks.
But...seems like there's always a but. Not everyone who lost their lives in defense of this land swore an oath to the US Government. Murray Pura's entry to the One series opens our eyes to a different perspective. To put it simply, no matter what the lines on the map say, we are all God's Children. Of course, Murray puts it much more eloquently and shares a tale of enthusiastic youth and idealism.
Mark Miller's One
Story Five
White Man's God
by Murray Pura
Mark Miller’s One 2013 is a spiritual anthology examining True-Life experiences of Authors and their Faith. As the series evolves expect to discover what it means to have faith, no matter what that faith is and no matter where they live. Remember that we are all part of this One World.
In Story Five, best-selling author Murray Pura takes us to a fantastical world known as the 1970’s. As a college student in Canada, the author and some friends embark on a journey of body, mind and spirit. A road trip that begins with curiosity and idealism ends in death and self-discovery at Wounded Knee, South Dakota. Sometimes, it takes great things for us to realize the simple things in our faith. For a bright-eyed, long-haired college kid, he had to re-evaluate his own beliefs when he saw the world through the eyes of Native Americans making a last stand for their beliefs. They showed him a different way to look at the White Man’s God.
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Friday, May 24, 2013
Hugh Howey Interview
Today, we have the pleasure of talking with N.Y.
Times and USA Today best-selling author Hugh Howey. He is the author of the
award-winning Molly Fyde Saga and I, Zombie, but is perhaps best known
for Wool.
Wool
introduces readers to the Silo Saga and a ruined
and toxic landscape, where a community exists in a giant silo underground,
hundreds of stories deep. There, men and women live in a society full of
regulations they believe are meant to protect them. Sheriff Holston, who has
unwaveringly upheld the silo’s rules for years, unexpectedly breaks the
greatest taboo of all: He asks to go outside.
His fateful decision unleashes a drastic series
of events. An unlikely candidate is appointed to replace him: Juliette, a
mechanic with no training in law, whose special knack is fixing machines. Now
Juliette is about to be entrusted with fixing her silo, and she will soon learn
just how badly her world is broken. The silo is about to confront what its
history has only hinted about and its inhabitants have never dared to whisper.
Uprising.
Wool
is available in hard cover, paperback, eBook and audio book. It is on the fast
track to be a major motion picture and, at last count, has been picked up by 28 countries for translation. Amidst this whirlwind of success, Hugh was nice
enough to answer a few questions about the man behind the books.
Mark
Miller: In meeting other authors, I have found that our life story can
sometimes be as interesting as the ones we create. Can you tell us a little
about your life? What did you do before you were an author? How did that help
you become an author?
Hugh
Howey: I’ve had numerous jobs and careers. My main gig was as a yacht
captain, which allowed me to see quite a bit of the world, meet fascinating
people, and get in some wild predicaments. I think each of those helped me be a
better writer. Roofing for two years was a great way to daydream and also a
great job for wanting one where you worked from home in your pajamas.
MM:
Roofing in your pajamas probably doesn’t work too well, but you might be able
to get away with it on a yacht. Life experience is key to writing and it sounds
like you’ve had some good ones. What about your hobbies, pajama-clad or not, do
they add to your writing in any way?
HH:
I’m a nut for photography. It definitely adds to my writing. It teaches you to
see the details in the world. You also learn to tell a story with a single
snapshot.
MM:
I believe you share some of your photography on Facebook. You definitely share
your life. Being a world traveler and best-selling author, how different is that
life now versus about a year ago?
HH:
Not so different when it comes to work. But a year ago, I was living in the
mountains of North Carolina. Last June, my wife and I moved to south Florida
when she took a different job. So that’s changed quite a bit. I now see more
sand and far less snow!
MM:
Less snow is always good. I will say, at least snow melts. Sand always seems to
be hanging around and winds up in some odd places. You traded the beautiful
mountains of North Carolina for the beautiful waters of South Florida. Even
with the move, it sounds like you are traveling as much as ever. With all the
travel and book tours, like Germany and Australia, what do you miss most from
your old life? Does your wife have
any thoughts on the subject? Does it affect her in any way?
HH:
I miss the steadiness of my writing routine. Travel makes writing difficult. I
think my wife gets worn out from me being away from home so much. Since I work
from home, I normally keep up with the cleaning and food prep. I also watch and
entertain the dog. So it’s a lot more work for her when I’m gone. Plus, I think
she misses me. A little.
MM:
That is a very familiar routine to me, except for the globe-trotting. Maybe you
should try adding some children to the mix…but let’s change the subject. Many
consider Wool a must read.
When you open a book, what do you consider a must read? What elements are you looking for to make it a must read?
HH:
For me, I have to learn something. It has to expand my mind. I mostly read
non-fiction, but I read a work recently that blew me away with its prose and
plot. It’s called Lexicon by Max Barry, and it comes out in June. One of those
books you want to read a second time.
MM:
Max is an Australian author and is also known for his online political simulation game Nation States. It
sounds like he will be making his mark soon. There are so many up and coming
authors these days with changes in independent, digital and self-publishing.
There are also a growing number of authors and aspiring authors that write fan
fiction, Amazon recently made an announcement about it. You have even posted
about Wool fan fiction and seem to encourage it. How do you feel
about other writers creating stories in your world? Have you written any fan
fiction? If so, can you name the franchise?
HH:
I fully support it. Of course, I would never ask or expect anyone to write fan
fiction in my world, but when people approached me about it, I gave it my full
blessing. The idea of charging money for the fan fiction came from me. I just
feel like artists should be bold enough to ask for a dollar for their hard
work. And a lot of the fan fiction is better than the source material. I
haven’t written any fan fiction, but it’s something I’m keen on now that I’ve
seen it work the other way. My first foray might be a Dr. Who episode, just for
fun. Maybe I’ll shop it to the studio and see what they have to say. :)
MM:
I can picture it now – the TARDIS materializes in a cave; the Doctor and his
companion walk out and discover they are at the bottom of an enormous spiral
staircase. Or maybe Firefly? After all, you are a captain. Also, don’t think I’ll
let your “fan fiction is better than the source material” comment go unnoticed.
It is something I have seen from you on more than one occasion: you appear to
be a modest, genuine person. It is refreshing. You are as much an author as you
are a fan. Allowing for a fanboy
moment, are there any established authors that you would like to see write a
story in your franchise? Any with which you would like to co-write anything?
HH:
Oh, I would hate to suggest that anyone write stories in my franchise. That
would have to be up to them. If I co-wrote something with another author, it
would ideally be my wife. I’m trying to convince her to publish some self-help
shorts. She’s a psychologist with a gift for helping people, and books could
reach a much wider audience.
MM:
There’s that modesty again. You wear it well and you seem to have a great
relationship with your wife. Isn’t that every husbands’ dream to write with his
wife? Or at least every husband that is an author? I even have a concept when I
can convince mine to join me. We have covered quite a bit already, but I wanted
to rewind a little and ask have you always wanted to be an author? And looking
forward, where do you see yourself in five years? Still writing or pursuing
another goal?
HH:
Yeah, this has always been a dream of mine. In five years, I see myself on a
sailboat, sailing around the world. Writing as I go, of course.
MM:
With Shift
climbing the charts, it looks like your long term goals are coming sooner
rather than later. As you try to hold your laptop steady, bobbing on the
Caribbean waves, can readers expect more stories from the silo? What others
stories are you looking forward to sharing with the world?
HH:
There’s
one more book coming out in the series entitled Dust. It will be out August 17th of this year. And then it’s on to other stories.
MM:
Every good story deserves to be a trilogy, at least. Whatever those other
stories might be (hopefully one Dr. Who episode), this is only the
beginning for you. Congratulations on everything so far and thank you for
taking the time to be here today. I would like to end with a fun question: If
you could be any fictional character, who and why?
HH:
I’d be Han Solo. It’s everything I knew from being a yacht captain, but in
outer space. That’s the job for me. With a Wookie for a best friend, which is
like a dog, but better. A dog you can talk to and play chess with. Sign me up!
Hugh
Howey’s Amazon Author Page: http://amzn.to/12MKgkR
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Sunday, May 5, 2013
Something to Discover
Promise of Tomorrow Volume 2: Discovery reveals some secrets.
My new Amish serialized novel started with the destructive forces of nature, sending the Umble family running for their lives. They boarded a transport as a tornado destroyed their home.
In Discovery, the transport arrives at their destination. I'm not going to spoil where they are going. However, when they step off the transport, they probably see something like this...
This is the entrance to Captain Nemo's Nautilus (one of my favorite movies and Disney World extinct attractions). I can tell you my main character Luke did not take his family on a submarine. The question that Luke has to answer is "How far will you go to keep your faith?"
It is a literal and metaphorical question. He has to answer with both his heart and body. Volume 2 shows the first steps of the journey that will answer that question.
Thanks for reading my post today! Please be sure to like me on Facebook.
My new Amish serialized novel started with the destructive forces of nature, sending the Umble family running for their lives. They boarded a transport as a tornado destroyed their home.
In Discovery, the transport arrives at their destination. I'm not going to spoil where they are going. However, when they step off the transport, they probably see something like this...
This is the entrance to Captain Nemo's Nautilus (one of my favorite movies and Disney World extinct attractions). I can tell you my main character Luke did not take his family on a submarine. The question that Luke has to answer is "How far will you go to keep your faith?"
It is a literal and metaphorical question. He has to answer with both his heart and body. Volume 2 shows the first steps of the journey that will answer that question.
“Here is a different take on the Amish and it's a good tale that is well told. Mark writes with honesty, compassion, elegance and strength. Any lover of the Amish and of Amish fiction will be blessed by this book. Five stars, Mark!” –Murray Pura, Bestselling author of The Face of Heaven
Luke Umble believed he was a man of God. One fateful decision could test all of his beliefs. With the support of his wife Annie, they uproot their family in an attempt to save the ones they love. Luke is challenged on all sides by his cantankerous father, his oldest son’s rebellion and even his youngest daughter’s Muscular Dystrophy.
In Volume 2: Discovery, the Umble family arrives at their destination. Their new life begins in a shocking way. From the first step out of the transport door, the seeds are sewn that will either tear their family apart or bring them closer than ever.
The one question he asks himself is “How far would you go to keep your faith?”
The only answer Luke can find lies in God’s Promise of Tomorrow.
Luke Umble believed he was a man of God. One fateful decision could test all of his beliefs. With the support of his wife Annie, they uproot their family in an attempt to save the ones they love. Luke is challenged on all sides by his cantankerous father, his oldest son’s rebellion and even his youngest daughter’s Muscular Dystrophy.
In Volume 2: Discovery, the Umble family arrives at their destination. Their new life begins in a shocking way. From the first step out of the transport door, the seeds are sewn that will either tear their family apart or bring them closer than ever.
The one question he asks himself is “How far would you go to keep your faith?”
The only answer Luke can find lies in God’s Promise of Tomorrow.
Thanks for reading my post today! Please be sure to like me on Facebook.
Promise of Tomorrow
Volume 2
Discovery
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Thursday, May 2, 2013
What's Your Worth?
Story Four of the 2013 One series is now available.
My friend Sudè returns to the One series with a touching story of how we define ourselves and how we view others in our life. What we get is a tapestry of ideas flowing together with her unique way with words. If you have ever seen her paintings, the way she writes is an extension of that energy. It is easy to identify with the narrator of her story. However, as a father, I saw the conclusion a little differently. A lot of this piece is about inner strength and how we react to people in our life. Do we run away screaming or do we embrace our differences?
100% of the author’s proceeds will be donated to Bridge to Ability Specialized Learning Center, a not-for-profit organization serving the educational and therapeutic needs of fragile children with severe physical and cognitive disabilities. www.BridgeToAbility.org. The authors, creator and publisher are in no other way affiliated with this organization.
Mark Miller’s One 2013 is a spiritual anthology examining True-Life experiences of Authors and their Faith. As the series evolves expect to discover what it means to have faith, no matter what that faith is and no matter where they live. Remember that we are all part of this One World.
Story Four is a touching look at us all. This story could take place at any time and to any person. It is a story of love lost and life abandoned. The author asks us if our imperfections can be seen as beauty. She also explores where we find strength and hope?
You Are a Million $ Baby
by Sudè Khanian
My friend Sudè returns to the One series with a touching story of how we define ourselves and how we view others in our life. What we get is a tapestry of ideas flowing together with her unique way with words. If you have ever seen her paintings, the way she writes is an extension of that energy. It is easy to identify with the narrator of her story. However, as a father, I saw the conclusion a little differently. A lot of this piece is about inner strength and how we react to people in our life. Do we run away screaming or do we embrace our differences?
100% of the author’s proceeds will be donated to Bridge to Ability Specialized Learning Center, a not-for-profit organization serving the educational and therapeutic needs of fragile children with severe physical and cognitive disabilities. www.BridgeToAbility.org. The authors, creator and publisher are in no other way affiliated with this organization.
Mark Miller’s One 2013 is a spiritual anthology examining True-Life experiences of Authors and their Faith. As the series evolves expect to discover what it means to have faith, no matter what that faith is and no matter where they live. Remember that we are all part of this One World.
Story Four is a touching look at us all. This story could take place at any time and to any person. It is a story of love lost and life abandoned. The author asks us if our imperfections can be seen as beauty. She also explores where we find strength and hope?
Get Story Four on Kindle: http://amzn.to/YoOvEI
Also available on Nook and Kobo
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Monday, April 22, 2013
Guest Post: Starlight Children's Aid
Tania Elizabeth is
a mother first and foremost and the author of The Tier of Eternal Grace. Book One The Moon Clearing was released earlier this year. Book Two The Mirror’s Shadow will be released
about September. Book Three will then follow in the early part of 2014.
The Tier of Eternal Grace is a captivating fantasy of magic
and passion, wound into the truths of reality that will enchant readers with
its depiction of the faerie realm, and the exploits of the faeries themselves.
Book One of the series The Moon Clearing
is an immersive tale of mysticism and adventure, of spiritual and sensual
intent that shall enrapture your every sense.
SUMMARY
Beyond the boundary that separates the mundane and earthly
planes from the divine lies Eterna Fadas, a place ruled by extraordinary
beings, lithe and human-like in appearance, yet ethereal in their grace and
beauty, and sensuous in nature.
"I have existed always! Where I began I do not know, for
all I know is just as I am today!"
As Queen, Tatiana was thought to have lived a life of opulence,
her faith and beliefs her endearing essence. Why then was it so, that beneath
the picture of perfection laid torments and terrors even she dare not explain.
Being She came with its prices paid. Being She came with a deal; a contract in
which she was to relinquish herself to a rogue of unmerciful fury. Would this
be the end of all she know? Would this be the end of her existence?
Aside from her writing and her three angels, Tania is also
an advocate for the Starlight Children’s
Foundation. Being a mother herself and having seen firsthand what some of
these children are dealt with on a day to day basis, and yet seeing the
strength and courage they each maintain, Tania felt the need to not only donate
her time, but to also help raise much needed funds.
The Starlight Children’s
Foundation transforms the experience of hospitalization and treatment for
seriously ill children and their families. Starlight is the only children’s
charity with a permanent, physical presence in very major pediatric hospital in
the country.
Every minute of every day a child is admitted to hospital in
Australia. For thousands of these children what happens next is the diagnosis of
a serious or chronic illness that changes their life, and the lives of their
families, forever.
This is where Starlight steps in - delivering a range of
innovative programs, built on the World Health Organization’s social model of
health, to support the well-being and resilience of these seriously ill
children and their families.
Starlight programs are integral to the total care of seriously
ill children - while the health professionals focus on treating the illness,
Starlight is there to lift the spirits of the child - giving them the
opportunity to laugh and play and be a child again
About the Author,
Tania Elizabeth
Like each and every one of us, Tania's own journey has been one
of trials and tribulations, of Love and of passions; and the dissolutions of
it. Heartache, sorrows, smiles and laughter always seeming. Through the writing
of this book and the words of Tatiana, Tania has found a peace within and learnt
the true meaning of "I LOVE ME!"
A message from Tania
STARLIGHT AUTHOR’S
AID
I am asking for all’s assistance.
To give to others is to give to oneself, and
I NEED YOUR HELP!!!
Help us to raise funds for the Starlight Children's Foundation, which supports terminally ill
children and their families.
There are two ways in which people can help.
It is very simple.
By simply hosting, reviewing or interviewing myself/my book via
a blog post, amazon, newspaper, radio, TV within a 21day window frame, between
the dates of Friday 12th of April and
Friday the 3rd of May. For every
appearance, I will be donating $1 to the Starlight Children’s Foundation.
If any of you could help, I would be so grateful. If you could
connect me with anyone else who would be happy to interview, do a short post or
review on myself/my book, I would be ever so grateful more.
I am also asking for donations, even $1, which you may do direct
via this link.
http://starlightday2013bb.gofundraise.com.au/page/ElizabethT
You may also follow our progress on the Starlight Author's Aid
Facebook Page.
http://www.facebook.com/StarlightAuthorsAid
We are looking at making this an annual event. This year it is
based upon myself, though every year after, we will base it upon another
upcoming author.
So please share and pass this along to all. Let's make this a
huge affair and raise much needed funds for a very worthy cause.
My heartfelt thanks to all.
Love, Blessings and Faerie Kisses always xo
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